I'm worried that my coworkers aren't going to enjoy my suggestion of fish and chips for lunch! How do I bring some more sea life into our lunch relationship?
Best,
Fear-of-Rejection in F(Ph)oenix
Dear Fear-of-Rejection in F(Ph)oenix,
Don't worry about what your coworkers think! When it comes to lunch you can only be yourself! Look them straight in the eye and say to them: "I don't care if you're nauseated by the smell, I don't care if you are allergic to all sea life, hell I don't care if you're actually a mermaid/merman and you're eating your own kind. I'm a man who enjoys my fish and chips... it's what our culture was founded on! WHO'S WITH ME!"
I think you'll find that a little confidence is going to get you a long way... or you can suggest Pad Thai... you can't go wrong with Pad Thai.
Good Luck,
Dr. Lunch
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